Could this be the monkey? Probably not, this is a gorilla - an adult
monkey. |
Ion Storm is going to release a playable Daikatana demo in
two to three weeks, which is being reported by a bunch of sites and which is the actual
news item I'm talking about here. The helpful monkey thing was just to get you to
read this, because if I titled it Daikatana Demo To Be Released In Several Weeks,
you'd think I was kidding. A helpful monkey is at least plausible, because there is
a long tradition of monkeys helping rich old Jewish women turn on and off lights and
operate the dishwasher during sabbath. Who is the rich old Jewish woman at Ion that
might have such a helpful monkey? I don't know, maybe it's Jerry O'Flaherty. |
