Virtua Cop 2
1998-01-13 Staff | It's still Sega Week. What better way to celebrate than purchasing this actually pretty fun, but easy shooting game. Takes the fun part of Quake, shooting, and removes the hassle of having to move around. Help Murray and Sons make this the best Sega Week ever! EVER!
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Virtua Fighter
1998-01-13 Staff | | Someday man will create a miraculous device capable of running Virtua Fighter 2 with all the options enabled. Until that time - ENJOY SEGA WEEK! Next from Sega - Virtua We Won World War II. Get it? Because they didn't. And they probably wish they did. But: they didn't. Sega Week Tradition #1:
Always respond to any conversational pleasantry with this famous quote from the Sega classic "Altered Beast": "May you rise from your grave."
Example:
Shopkeeper: Thank you and have a nice day...
You: Thank YOU. And may you rise from your grave.
Happy Sega Week!
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Hercules Epic Action Game
1998-01-13 Staff | Manages to cram the words Hercules, epic and action all in one title. Must be a real blockbuster.
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3D Pinball Lost Continent
1997-10-04 Staff | 4 Player pinball. Its not land of the lost, but it is a lost continent with dinosaurs...
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Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
1997-10-04 Staff | Quirky side scroller. Hey these still get me, great for quick work breaks. If you have seen the playstation ads, then you have seen this.
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ATF II (Fighter Anthology)
1997-10-04 Staff | ATF was definite fun, never played 2... here is the anthology.
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Blood Omen-Legacy of Kain
1997-10-04 Staff | Vampiric role playing game. What can I say, I like vampires.
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Caesars Palace
1997-10-04 Staff | Gambling.
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Constructor
1997-10-04 Staff | SIm city like game. It is british so it includes bad food and high brow bathroom humor. I hate Mr. Bean so much, I now hate this game.
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Cosmopolitan Fashion Makeover
1997-10-04 Staff | I just don't know... If this is the magazine trying to teach you how to do a makeover, here is the shortcut: (all of this is merely gleened for seeing the cosmo cover at the supermarket). Get a boob job, buy the lowest cut 70's dress you can, don't wear a bra, always lean foreward like you are picking something up, don't settle for one layer of make up, two or three are needed to get a man, and remeber that is your only job in life...
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