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Heretic 2
StC: 0 seconds
Notes: Heretic 2 starts you off staring right at a
large crate.
Comments:
Kevin: That's very bad.
erik: Yes. It's observably, undeniably bad. It's
as if the lead designer arrived at work on day one, sat down at his desk, sharpened a
pencil, threw up his hands and said "well, I can't think of anything." |
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Messiah
StC: 0 seconds
Notes: Messiah starts you off staring right at a large
crate before immediately crashing back to the Desktop.
Comments:
Chet: It's futuristic, but that's a crate.
erik: I concur. |
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Doom
StC: 0 seconds
Notes: Doom starts you off staring right at two
barrels.
Comments:
erik: I remembered this game being better than science has
shown it to actually be. |
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Die Hard Trilogy 2 (part 1)
StC: 5 seconds
Notes: This is in the third person action mode.
Go down the corridor and take your first left.
Comments:
Kevin: According to these figures, Die Hard Trilogy 2 is the
best game we've ever seen.
Chet: We need to verify this. |
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Die Hard Trilogy 2 (part 2)
StC: 9 seconds
Notes: This is in the first person shooting mode.
Comments:
erik: Die Hard Trilogy 2 just keeps
getting better. It defies logic.
Chet: I can't believe it's so much
better than Doom.
erik: Science is not about your
feelings. |
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