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Crate Review System
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Tomb Raider 4
StC: -2 seconds (adjusted)
Notes: You start the game staring at a
"crate" just to the right and forward of Lara's ass.
Comments:
Chet: The whole environment looks like a crate, so they
shaped the crate like a vase. Let's bust it open...
Chet: Okay, there's a spider inside. That'll be a two
second penalty for roughing my desire to see something original.
Kevin: And I think they stole the
vase idea from Kung Fu Master.
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Thief 2
StC: 5 seconds (0 secs in level
2)
Notes: The first level has barrels at 5 seconds, but
the second level starts you in a huge pile of crates.
Comments:
Chet: This stack of crates is weird. They're all
different sizes. Someone had to climb to the top to throw some smaller sized crates
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Boxxle
StC: Absolute zero on our scale
Notes: Crates are featured prominently on the box.
Comments:
Kevin: Considering that 99% of all
crates are empty or contain less than 5 pounds of material, why is it that almost always I
can't pick the crate up, like in the old 2D games, and smash it over somebody's head? In
fact, when I even try to move the crate, it's like I'm Thor trying to lift the earth, and
my big muscleman character is barely able to slide it over the ground.
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Deus Ex (preview)
StC: currently unknown
Notes: This is from the recently released preview
movie.
Comments:
erik: Finally, a crate game for me, the thinking man.
You see all those options at the bottom? Those are for strategy. You're gonna
have to do some sneaky shit to separate that crate from its health. |
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erik: Ah
hah. A crowbar. He's going to use it to jerry-rig a radio transmitter that
will be used to contact headquarters for a team of specialists with a - |
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Kevin: He
smashed it.
erik: fuck.
Kevin: I'm goin' home.
Later Chet.
erik: Bye Kevin!
Kevin: Look, Jewey
Jewenstein, it's gonna be hard to do that big retard wave of yours when I break your
collarbone. Get out of my way. I'm takin' the rest of the funyons.
erik: my funyons... |
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