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Crate Review System
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Battlezone 2
StC: 119 seconds
Notes: Follow Lt. Shabayev. She will take you to
the crates.
Comments:
Chet: I didn't think we'd ever find the crates.
erik: I knew we would because I believe in myself. I'm
high on life. I'm so high on life, I shouldn't be allowed to drive, if I wasn't
already not allowed to drive for other reasons.
Chet: Me too. What about you Kevin?
Kevin: I'm high on heroin.
erik: Is that like hugs?
Kevin: Kind of, but you're being hugged from the inside.
Imagine being high on life, except you're actually high. And unlike life, you
don't die at the end. Usually.
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Croc 2
StC: -5 seconds (adjusted)
Notes: Once again, you start the game staring right at
some crates.
Comments:
Chet: Any game that includes dialogue about the
crates gets penalized 5 seconds.
Kevin: Check.
erik: Yes. Also, I don't
like those little backpacks like the one Croc is wearing. Playing this game would be
like steering a fifteen year old girl through the mall while she's shopping for crates.
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Swat 3
StC: 2 seconds
Notes: Edge by your team and go to left side of the
porch.
Comments:
erik: At least they put the
crates off to the side where you wouldn't find them unless you were looking for them.
I think that -
Chet: Do you want a
Hertz Donut?
erik: Not if it's not a donut, but just
you hitting me then saying "Hurts, don' it?"
Chet: No, it's really a donut.
erik: oka-OW!. That's not
funny anymore.
Chet: It's still funny for me.
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Rogue Spear
StC: 8 seconds
Notes: Just wander around the museum; you'll find them.
Comments:
Kevin: Do you know what's in those crates?
erik: Ammo?
Chet: Health?
Kevin: Nope. Those are the indestructible type of
crates that are used for jumping on.
erik: I was pretty close.
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Rogue Spear: Urban Ops
StC: 1 second
Notes: Don't move, just turn a little to the
right.
Comments:
erik: Bravo, bravo this is bravo.
Do you think there's a Tango hiding behind the crate? Over. ... Kevin?
Kevin: I don't know.
erik: Go code Delta! Should I check it out? Bravo Tango
over.
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