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Freedom: First Resistance Review
12/28/00 |
| Unlike every other goddamn site, we're not going to ruin the
suspense and tell you right from the very first paragraph how we feel about a game.
Instead, we're going to state a few facts, drop a couple of subtle hints, and then only
tell you whether or not we like the game at the very end. See if you're clever - and
brave! - enough to guess our opinion... Before we even express it! |
American McGee's Alice Review
12/12/00 |
| An OMM first! In an edgy display of opinion giving, we review Gunman Chronicles, American McGee's
Alice, and a little bit of Giants. We even like one of them. Click on the word
Giants to find out which one. |
No One Lives Forever Review
11/13/00 |
| No One Lives Forever rocks! 'NUFF
SAID!!! |
Rune Review Rebuttal
11/10/00 |
| Election 2000 is almost over, and once again neither candidate appears interested
in protecting my right to bear arms against fetuses. How long will it be before some
jackbooted unborn lunatic decides to try to tax my tea and, thanks to big government, I'm
left with no legal recourse? I predict eight months. Sure scientists will tell
you that there's always the partial birth abortion. That's a good plan, if I
was a scientist. Dear Nobel Prize Patrol, I can't even get the Blair Witch
2 demo to install right. How the hell am I supposed to perform a partial birth
abortion, for chrissake? I say you eggheads keep yakkin'. Me and Ms. Colt 44
Hollow Point Ornate Nickel-Plated Derringer prefer the working man's Full Magnum Abortion.
Adding to all the political uncertainty, Chet has written a scathing rebuttal of my Rune review. Great.
Just fucking great. |
Rune Review
11/01/00 |
| After our brief summer/fall hiatus, we're back on track with more of our
patent-application-filling-out-pending long reviews. First up, Rune. While
you're probably not surprised that Erik doesn't like it, you might be surprised by the
fact that Erik doesn't like it! If you're so jaded that you're not
even surprised by bolding, you're just the kind of person we're trying to reach with the Rune review. |
KISS Psycho Circus Review
08/04/00 |
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Codename: Eagle Review
04/08/00 |
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Blaze and Blade Review
03/16/00 |
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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Review
02/18/00 |
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Mortyr Review
01/28/00 |
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Tresspasser Review
08/01/98 |
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