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1998-01-23 Staff | Yeah... more crap... In fact its an extra large piece of crap... playing a trivia game by yourself is a wast of masturbation time...
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Front Page Sports Football 98
1998-01-21 Staff | Crap... BUT ITS NEW!!! AND YOU MUST HAVE EVERY NEW GAME!!! YOU MUST! Yes! Maybe this will be the football on the pc that you actually like!!! maybe... not...
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Jedi Knight w/Mysteries Of the Sith
1998-01-20 Staff | New. Not as pretty as quake II, but is the AI better? Not sure. Lucas Arts is the only company that comes close to keeping up with id.
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Star Fleet Academy
1998-01-19 Staff | As good as the original star trek episodes... so is that a knock or a compliment? Or are you high as a kite? or not?
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Test Drive 4
1998-01-19 Staff | More test drive... I think this game should be renamed to "Drive what's in Id's parking lot"
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Men in Black
1998-01-19 Staff | Huh? What? Does every movie that breaks even have to produce a video game? They would have been better served to have the video game MIB be about Richard Lewis and Johnny Cash comparing jowels...
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Heroes of Might & Magic Compendium
1998-01-18 Staff | Heroes of Might and Magic 1 & 2. I am never sure why you want 1 when you buy 2... but... I have played 1 a lot. I liked it a lot. I haven't the time yet
to play two... that's my own fault. They are fun games...
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Armored Fist 2
1998-01-14 Staff | Armored Fist 1 sucked. You played a whole game staring at the ground. These guys improved commanche, and kinda did it here.... but when I drive a tank, and I see a tent, I want to run the tent over. No go here... The tent is too strong for my Tank! I would not call that realistic.
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Beat the House 2
1998-01-14 Staff | Gambling. And my bet is this game sucks.
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Pandemonium
1998-01-14 Staff | 3d Platform game. Get it if you have a 3dfx card!
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Steel Panthers
1998-01-14 Staff | This time out, steel panthers leaves the single solider alone, and has you in control the way a real general would be in control. Very fun, if you like this type of detailed war game. Has options to make it easier for newbies.
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Shadow Of the Empire
1998-01-14 Staff | NEW! Must. buy. new. star. wars. crap... 3DFX only!
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7 Kingdoms
1998-01-14 Staff | Warcraft meets Civ meets enough management chores to make playing the game something maybe you should get payed for. I'm pretty sure the goal of the game is to build city icons, draw lines between them and send camels back and forth across the lines. If that sounds good to you, YOU MUST BUY THIS GAME. Also you can build mines.
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Tomb Raider II
1998-01-14 Staff | Lara's Butt is back! Spend more hours staring at lara's Butt! um... Enjoy the Butt-ery delights of spelunking. Now you can plant Lara's Butt in the seat of a speedboat. Actually pretty fun.
Warning: Your chances of meeting a fabulous babe like Lara's Butt, or any woman, is inversely proportional to the amount of time you spend sitting very still in a dark room playing Tomb Raider. We know. Happy Sega Week!
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ABC College Football
1998-01-14 Staff | I won't play the minor league of pro football. I don't watch it, I don't care...
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ABC Monday Night Football
1998-01-14 Staff | Without the drunken Howard Cosell how can this game be fun?
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Atomic Bomberman
1998-01-14 Staff | Finally no need to keep hooking up the snes just to play some bomberman. If you have the snes bomberman, you may not need this, but if you have never played bomberman get ready for a multiplayer treat. It may be a little slow between screens, but damnit its still bomberman!
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Virus
1998-01-14 Staff | | A game where you navigate your own desktop. Evil data is your enemy. To quote Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets", "If that did it for me, I'd be the happiest man on the planet." One thing: there is a much hyped, but generally hated, import Saturn game called Virus. Technically, then, this title could be ordered as part of your joyous observance of Sega Week.
May you rise from your grave!
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Virtua Cop 2
1998-01-13 Staff | It's still Sega Week. What better way to celebrate than purchasing this actually pretty fun, but easy shooting game. Takes the fun part of Quake, shooting, and removes the hassle of having to move around. Help Murray and Sons make this the best Sega Week ever! EVER!
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Virtua Fighter
1998-01-13 Staff | | Someday man will create a miraculous device capable of running Virtua Fighter 2 with all the options enabled. Until that time - ENJOY SEGA WEEK! Next from Sega - Virtua We Won World War II. Get it? Because they didn't. And they probably wish they did. But: they didn't. Sega Week Tradition #1:
Always respond to any conversational pleasantry with this famous quote from the Sega classic "Altered Beast": "May you rise from your grave."
Example:
Shopkeeper: Thank you and have a nice day...
You: Thank YOU. And may you rise from your grave.
Happy Sega Week!
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