Red Baron 2
1998-02-10 Staff | A 3D game with no 3DFX support, no terrain detail, bad graphics and crappy sound. Next.
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Driver Edition
1998-02-10 Staff | A Driver's Ed Game?
I think sierra should take some classes in game programming education.
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Mech Warrior 2
1998-02-10 Staff | Hey why buy heavy gear? Its all here....
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Hellfire
1998-02-09 Staff | Diablo Expansion set... Fixes some of the diablo problems... I am still pretty lukewarm on the whole isometric game scene....
"But golly Gee Beave... its only $20 frigging dollars!", "I love you wally"
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Pro Pilot 98
1998-02-08 Staff | Pro Pilot? What does this mean you sexually harass the help and drink 10 pitchers of beer before climbing into the cockpit?
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Duke Nukem Jewelcase
1998-02-08 Staff | Read Box Review
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Sim City 2000 SE
1998-02-07 Staff | What do you do when you have nothing new? Repackage it and call it SE!
I have no idea how this is diffrent from the regular sim city 2000, but here
it is... one day I will check it out, as I have to admit to having simcity
2000 still on my hard drive... every so often I just think it's fun to build
a city and start a fire...
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LEGO Island
1998-02-06 Staff | This is the game for the younger crowd. Finally someone brings together the two things kids love most - legos and islands. A quote from a visitor to this site "my kids give this the rating of.... 'I would rather be in school'" I would like to point out that I have never played a video game that made me want to go to school... (I used to play pong hockey right hand vs. left hand for hours on end, so maybe I have a problem.)
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Birthright
1998-02-03 Staff | It's Sierra's Birthright to keep pumping out one crappy game after another... What happens when you run out of reasons for hunting orcs? You throw in a crappy strategy game to boot... Sierra does it again! New lows in gaming... they make a crappy game that spans two genres... the only thing missing is a sports scenario.
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Conquest Earth
1998-01-25 Staff | Howdy. Wondering why this old dog is back at the top of the recent reviews list? It's because I hate it that freakin much. I'm haunted by the misery that is "playing" this stain on my hard drive. Just as Operation is the "wacky doctor game", Conquest Earth is the "painfully navigate the tortuous interface game". We have fun here... We write some funny little reviews. You read them. Sometimes you buy a game. Fun.
Until someone releases a game like Conquest Earth. I'm being serious now - DO NOT BUY THIS GAME.
If you've been traumatized by an encounter with Conquest Earth, just remember: IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. E-mail me if you need someone to talk to.
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