Blade Runner
1998-01-25 Staff | An adventure game from westwood. You really do shape your own destiny in this game. Changing the way you interact with the various characters will change the way the story plays out... nice. I should mention that that pixellated blob is you, and that that other pixellated blob is a replicant - LOOK OUT! This game may be responsible for creating the beam of pink light that instantaneously transferred knowledge from space into my head. So - recommended.
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Atlantis
1998-01-25 Staff | ? Not sure... The rpgs are the hardest to have someone at the office sit down and review. And really is the idea of alantis a fresh one? I am sure this is the standard take... What would be a cool is if someone took the episode of the 6 million dollar man that starred william shatner and made that into a game about alantis. Shatner flew a space mission through a special cloud and came back touched, he could talk to dolphins and had other super powers. There was a lot of dialoge like "STEVE" (pause) "IF" (pause) "I" (pause) "could" (pause) "only" (pause)"get" (pause) "the dolphins in space..." (spitting) and there was some talk of alantis. Now that would be a game. Or merely the "William Shatner's Penis game". Either would be a sure hit!
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Agent Armstrong
1998-01-23 Staff | Platform game. Harder than most. Make sure to have a good game pad for this one!
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Descent I & II Collection
1998-01-23 Staff | These games make me vomit... so I can't recommend or not. 3dFX with Patch.
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Master of Orion II
1998-01-23 Staff | Popular Strategy game that I don't have time to look at...
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Streets of Sim City
1998-01-23 Staff | You are a pimp managing resources such as bitches. I think.
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War Wind 2: Human Onslaught
1998-01-23 Staff | I once dreamt that SSI invented a device that sucked the fun out of anything it was pointed at, then pointed it at warcraft.
I awoke to discover that, with War Wind II, my nightmare was a reality! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Also, I found myself transformed into a giant cockroach.
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Mage Slayer
1998-01-23 Staff | A gauntlet for the 90's. Sorta nice. More fun than Take No Prisoners, but not likely to rock your world. Don't take my word for it, though. You know you want it. Baby.
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SirVincealot's Diablo
1998-01-23 Staff | Diablo... was looking foreward to this one, but after a little bit of playing...
Boring... these isometric adventures all seems to have one thing in common boredom...
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Barbie Fashion Designer
1998-01-23 Staff | Buy it for your little girl, or because you "love" little girls... we won't tell anyone....
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