We're on our way to the show!  "I painted my toenails," Jason 'Loonyboi' Bergman tells Sean.  "That's heavy, man." Sean says, "Did you bring my brush?" 

It's going to be a great day.  "Who's gonna rock E3 this year?" I yell back to Chet.

"Led Zeppelin!" Chet screams.

"What?" I say.

"Yeah, man, they're playing this year.  In support of a game where you fight blimps.  Or you are a blimp.  Either way, blimp is another word for zeppelin." 

Jesus Christ, I think, they're gonna rock us right off the map.  But then I remember the monster riffs I wrote for "Rumble in Rock City", and I know we can do it.  After I blow Led Zeppelin's mind with my axe wizardry, I'm going to tell them "no hard feelings Led Zeppelin.  Maybe you crusty, dried up old sanitary napkins would have better luck with a different kind of axe, like the one in Diablo 2!"  Then we'll play Diablo 2 with Led Zeppelin in front of everyone, and I'll be the best at that too.  And then a girl in the crowd will scream "I bet you can't jump a Monster Truck over Led Zeppelin."  Only, it turns out, I can.