Here I am at the G.O.D. Games booth talking to Mike Wilson.  "I hear you guys really rock," he tells me.

"I know," I say.

"No, I'm serious, dude," he says.

"I am too, hippie," I tell him.  To show him how serious I am I stare at him without blinking until he walks away.  Since that leaves me more or less in charge of the G.O.D. Games booth, I approach some Japanese businessmen eyeing the monitors.  "Hello comrades," I say, "I see your country's slide towards a free market has given you a good eye for quality merchandise.  That KISS game is our least worst."