Showtime! erik, Chet, Jason
'loonyboi' Bergman, and Sean 'Baby' Reiley- the mysterious band known only as Kid Wykked -
rock the house until the house begs for the rock to end at which point the rock continues
unabated!
Chet beat those tiny drums within an inch of their little lives, while
Jason 'loonyboi' Bergman crafted the freaky space sounds that blasted out of his rock
synthesizer like laser beams piercing the souls of all who stood before him so that their
souls cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced until Sean's healing bass brought
their souls back to life only to be killed again by the rock synthesizer! And I, the
axemaster, coordinated the entire process, striking down all who would oppose our rock
with great thunderclaps raining monster riffs down on the non-believers. "All
hail Kid Wykked!" I cried as I slammed down the whammy bar and we launched into
"Rumble in Rock City". By the end of the show, the crowd was a berserk and
inconsolable mob. No game at E3 could match our gargantuan set and so they cancelled
the last two days. Led Zeppelin never even got a chance to play. I hear they
moved back east and don't find many takers for their watered down pussy rock anymore.
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